Bernie, It Was Really Nothing

A double album of The Smiths cover songs by some of the biggest names in the F1 paddock is available this Christmas. The album entitled ‘Stop Me If You Think You’ve Heard F1 before’ will go on sale tomorrow with exclusive rights reserved for the next 100 years.

Specially discounted copies can be acquired from an office in Princes Gate but please ring the switchboard first before making a final offer. A special sales voucher code should be quoted. ‘BEWARE I BARE MORE GRUDGES, THAN LONELY HIGH COURT JUDGES.’

‘Stop Me If You Think You Have Heard F1 before’

Disc 1

You Just Haven’t Earned It Yet Baby – Sergio Perez

This Charming Man – Felipe Massa

How Soon Is Now? – Daniel Kvyat

Last Night I Dreamt that Somebody Loved Me – Lewis Hamilton

Heaven Knows I’m Miserable Now – Paul Di Resta

The Hand That Rocks the Cradle – Kimi Raikkonen

The Boy with the Thorn in His Side – Esteben Gutierrez

These Things Take Time – Jules Bianchi

Rubber Ring – Paul Hembury

I Won’t Share You – Christian Horner (serenade to Adrian Newey)

Paint a Vulgar Picture – Bernie Ecclestone

Disc 2

Barbarism Begins At Home – Helmut Marko

Bigmouth Strikes Again – Eddie Jordan

I Know It’s Over – Mark Webber

I Don’t Owe You Anything – Sebastien Vettel (serenade to Mark Webber)

Panic – Martin Whitmarsh

Please, Please, Please Let Me Get What I Want – Toto Wolff

I Want the One I Can’t Have – Nico Hulkenberg

Money Changes Everything – Pastor Maldonado

Nowhere Fast – Max Chilton

That Joke Isn’t Funny Anymore – Romain Grosjean

I Started Something I Couldn’t Finish – Fernando Alonso


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